I'm sitting here getting ready to go to bed and I look up and see my big toe starring at me. I never realized how fricking huge the thing is or rather took note of it's massive size. As my eyes grow weary looking at the acreage that is my foot I think to myself...self...what can you do with these monstrosities? Here are a couple thoughts.
1. I can be a grape smasher for some wine company
2. Scare little children and tell them this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables.
3. Invent some new shoes like Al Bundy and walk the earth like Kane.
I wonder if Jesus had big feet.
